hocusbrocus:

trident179:

parks-and-rex:

parks-and-rex:

Me to my Wii-U when the Switch comes out.

Me to my Xbox One S when the Xbox One X comes out

Me to my iPhone 7 Plus when the iPhone X came out

Rihanna to herself when a new album comes out

funereal-disease:

theweegeemeister:

Some people: Pokemon have to have good lore and an interesting naming scheme for me to like them. They can’t just be some stupid, slapped together design! It has to be well thought out and deep.

My dumb ass: I love Whiscash because it’s a catfish with whiskers. That’s why its called Whiscash. It also has a w on his forehead. The w stands for Whiscash :-)

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my husband says that Whiscash “looks like he wants to make you pancakes” and honestly that’s just the tea 

spoopling:

plush-size-cutie:

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justin-taylor:

my two moods

ubercharge:

dankmemesreasonforliving:

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Slightly uncomfortable dump

ayusaurus:

catchymemes:

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OP I think we need to have a talk about your definition of “slightly uncomfortable” because my levels of rage skyrocketed faster than it took Thanos to snap his fingers

catinued:
“I think about this image twice daily
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catinued:

I think about this image twice daily

netflixbi:

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no cgi required, jake gyllenhaal can just do that

unclefather:

eggcup:

NO MARIO DON’T DO IT!!!

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

ITS-A-MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeee

ass-warship:

geekandmisandry:

aunt-mimi:

When somebody says that “a man likes to feel like a man,” all I hear is “A man likes to feel superior to you and it’s your job to make him believe it.” 

Someone said this to me once, that a man needs to feel like a man, I replied “well I’m not stopping him” and had to watch this fragile creature try to explain to me that my strong personality could demean men.

Like, if I have to pretend you are a strong man and cater to that then clearly you’re not that strong dude.

This post has the most weapons grade dick energy ive ever seen.

abellionhearts:

surprisebitch:

chasers17:

I just choked on my sandwich holy shit

one shot, one kill

Damn

thighschool:
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thighschool:

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